In my search for someone I can tolerate, I've found these gems.

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Try cleaning the background before you take a picture

Try cleaning the background before you take a picture

He brought the chain and lock, do you have a bicycle?

He brought the chain and lock, do you have a bicycle?

My self summary

‘Let me try to describe you. If you were a fruit, I would say you are an apple. If you are a year I would say 1982. If you are a color I would say yellow. If you are wine, I would say Merlot.’

Bad Online Dating Screen Names

‘creampie_4_u’

(if you don’t know what it is, DON’T google it…ignorance is bliss)

My Self Summary

Hot guy for Hot girl…. Looking for The One.. Y’all kiss a lot of toads to find a prince.. Believe me it goes both ways… Yes I’m a Rockstar!

Shirtless bathroom photos.


Okay, he’s hot. But still, tell me about you and not your body.

Shirtless bathroom photos.


Okay, he’s hot. But still, tell me about you and not your body.

Bad Online Dating Screen Names

‘2Fast4u69’

This isn’t a race, buddy. There are no awards for finishing first.

Anonymous asked
Hi Mary, I'm wondering if in your opinion having the word octopus in a man's screen name is a turn-off. I'm a guy and the octopus is my favorite animal, and I just don't know what to name my profile. Would you avoid that name? Or is it no biggie?? Thanks!

I would not recommend using ‘octopus’ in your screen name. However, it could be a good use of humor in your profile to mention that you wanted to use it, but you didn’t want to give the wrong impression and sound disgusting. We like humor! Good luck!