In my search for someone I can tolerate, I've found these gems.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Try cleaning the background before you take a picture
He brought the chain and lock, do you have a bicycle?
‘Let me try to describe you. If you were a fruit, I would say you are an apple. If you are a year I would say 1982. If you are a color I would say yellow. If you are wine, I would say Merlot.’
‘creampie_4_u’
(if you don’t know what it is, DON’T google it…ignorance is bliss)
Hot guy for Hot girl…. Looking for The One.. Y’all kiss a lot of toads to find a prince.. Believe me it goes both ways… Yes I’m a Rockstar!
funtimesahead69
Shirtless bathroom photos.
Okay, he’s hot. But still, tell me about you and not your body.
‘2Fast4u69’
This isn’t a race, buddy. There are no awards for finishing first.
I would not recommend using ‘octopus’ in your screen name. However, it could be a good use of humor in your profile to mention that you wanted to use it, but you didn’t want to give the wrong impression and sound disgusting. We like humor! Good luck!
Bad Online Dating Screen Names
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